So, this is basically in response to one of my best friends everrrrrr (caitlin hickman.) I have not showered (check the hair.) my shirt is covered in Avocado from a war with my son. There is a huge pile of laundry that needs to be folded on the chair behind me. DGAF fo lyfe. I did go to the grocery store at about 9:30 this morning and have done nothing but eat junk food since!
Cheers to lazy Sunday!
Just a bit about me.
So, let’s be real i’m “overweight.” I see all these little girls with abs, flat stomachs, etc. on my dash and I think… ugh, I wish that was me. Then, I think, no, I really don’t. They may be half naked flashing what they have to everyone on the outside but on the inside are looking for people to approve of them. personally, I am damn proud of my extra pounds and stretch marks. I worked hard for 9 months of my life to produce the most beautiful human being on this planet. I have nothing to be ashamed of and nothing to hide. On the inside I am the same as I am on the outside, a mother. A mother who would not change a thing about my life or myself because I know that my baby did this and I earned these stripes.
Memories
tyler, we sucked your dick in high school!!!!!!!!
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Get a job stop crocheting.
As odd as this is it’s adorable. I love babies.
(Source: wishalittlewish)
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